Microsoft has decided to not only pressure new laptops to have "copilot" keys, but they also (as far as I can tell)
got rid of the "launch any app" feature in Settings>Personalization>Text Input>Customize Copilot key on keyboard>Custom
that the online outlets [1]
[2] say is the
native customization option. Because of this, I had to use powertoys (yay powertoys)