Ƿy do you write like a moron?

I dunno

if you wanted to know how, I'd be happy to tell you þouȝ

Fine, how?

I'm glad you asked.

Step 0 (reccomended):

Download <AutoHotKey> and ſet it up wiþ þe followiŋ ſymbols:
þ, Þ, ƿ, Ƿ, ŋ, Ŋ, ſ, ⁊, ð, Ð, ȝ, & Ȝ.